The article presented below is not snark.  It is not fiction.  It actually offers you a genuine, very real, sure-fire way to win this week’s Powerball, which stands at a staggering 1.4 billion dollars.

So, how can this be?  What is the secret?  Read on, dear friends, as author David Goldman for CNN explains how…

Could You Guarantee Yourself a Powerball Jackpot?

I don’t want to spoil the article (go on, read it!), but I will offer a little hint:  It involves spending $584 million dollars.  Then again, if you guarantee yourself winning over a billion, its a good investment, no?

That is, unless another person/persons win as well!