Books/Literature, Computers/Electronics, Movies

Quentin Tarantino’s “The Hateful Eight”

If you haven’t heard/read about it, director/writer Quentin Tarantino’s next film was supposed to be The Hateful Eight.  I heard it was going to be a western with a cast that features more mature/elderly actors and there were those that speculated this might be a film on par, thematically, with The Wild Bunch.

Whether this was the case or not, the film’s first draft script was leaked and Mr. Tarantino’s reaction was, to me, quite understandable: He was pissed.

He released a stinging statement to the media noting The Hateful Eight movie was shelved and the script might be released as a novel.  He went further, stating the first draft script was in the hands of only three actors…and he suspected one of their agents/agencies were the source of the leak.

Today, news comes that Mr. Tarantino is suing Gawker for posting links to the leaked script:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/quentin-tarantino-suing-gawker-leaked-674424

I can’t blame him.

I’ve talked before about my curiosity about the effects of the internet and the changes it has made to the economy, whether for good or bad.

There was a time when there were Music stores.  At first, they sold record albums.  Then 8-track and cassettes.  Then came CDs.  With the advent of the MP3 file, however, the entire music selling industry was uprooted.  Suddenly, it was easy to download -legally or illegally- music online.  So easy, in fact, that if you were interested in, say, the music of Artist X, in a matter of minutes you could have every one of their albums (legally or illegally) along with as many bootlegs (illegally) as you wanted/cared for.

In one moment, music stores were a thing of the past.

I recall many years ago (1986 or 1987) going to see a movie and noting a life sized cardboard cutout promoting the upcoming Robocop movie.  Back in those pre-internet days, I had no idea such a film was in the works, much less on the verge of being released.

The cutout, frankly, looked absolutely ridiculous to my eyes.  “A cop that’s a robot?” I said in disbelief.  “How stupid!”

And yet, when the film was released a month or so later (again, I had NO IDEA AT ALL what the film was about other than this poster/cutout) there were some very good reviews for it and I was curious.

I went to see the film and, again, without knowing all that much about it, was blown away.

Today and thanks to the internet, we already know just about everything we need to about the Robocop remake.  Who stars in it, an idea of what the tone of the film is, even how it differs from the original.  I suspect there are many who have already made up their minds about whether they care to see this remake.

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

I suppose on the one hand its good to have an idea of what you’re in for should you choose to go see the film.  On the other hand…where is the surprise?

And what happens if you’re someone like Mr. Tarantino, and you’re working hard on something only to see it prematurely released to the public without your consent?

Currently, I’m working very hard on finishing up the fifth novel in my Corrosive Knights series.  The work has been grueling but I’m getting close to the end.  Frankly, I don’t know how I’d react if the current draft of the book were somehow released to the public.

Would I give up on the book and move on to another project?

I suppose so.

But the heartbreak of what would amount to wasting all that time working on something only to have it stripped from you…that would be a very hard thing to get over.

General

26 Hilariously Inaccurate Predictions About the Future

Taken from -where else?- Cracked.com:

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_777_26-hilariously-inaccurate-predictions-about-future_p26/

The very first one had me in stitches…

If you liked that, you should find the rest of the list very entertaining.  In case you’re not yet sold, here’s one more, #15:

If you’re at all like me, I think you’ll want to check out the rest.

General

How the Internet solved a 20 year mystery…

Found this article by Alex Goldman over at Slate magazine and it involves the above, a mystery “code” written by a “non-communicative” grandmother on index cards shortly before she passed away.

metafilter.com

The mystery of what the Grandmother wrote on these index cards lasted 20 years…and was solved in a matter of 14 minutes after a relative posted a query asking for help figuring this out on Metafiler!

Read the whole thing here:

http://www.slate.com/blogs/lexicon_valley/2014/01/21/ask-metafilter-a-decades-long-mystery-over-a-series-of-index-cards-with.html

The Metafiler link, which shows the very quick process of solving this mystery, is presented below:

http://ask.metafilter.com/255675/Decoding-cancer-addled-ramblings

A fascinating story, and I’m glad the family has closure on what their relative was trying to “say”.

General

Ghost ship filled with cannibal rats…

…on its way to the UK?!

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/23/a-ghost-ship-filled-with-cannibal-rats-may-be-headed-straight-for-britain/

That alone could be one of the most eye-catching headlines written this year!

As for the story itself, it concerns the possibility of an abandoned (ie, ghost) ship floating out at sea and lost which may be headed in the general vicinity of the UK.  As for the cannibal rats, the theory is that the ship probably has rats on board and since they don’t have food, the only way to survive is, you guessed it, by eating each other.

The most interesting thing about the article, to me, was this line:

(Ghost ships are) just the term used for ships with no living crew aboard, and according to Quartz, they’re not that rare — sailors have spotted at least seven such ships in the past 15 years.

Seven “ghost ships” spotted in the past 15 years?  That means we’ve got roughly one popping up every couple of years.  That is quite intriguing.

Books/Literature

Why is it so hard to write an ending?

Are you a writer?  If so and when writing, do you have a problem coming up with good endings to your works?  Then check this article by Charlie Jane Anders (and her advice for those dealing with this problem) at i09.com:

http://io9.com/why-is-it-so-hard-to-write-a-decent-ending-1506821748

I suspect almost all fiction writers have areas in this profession that give them difficulties.  I can honestly say that finding a “good” ending to my stories is not one of those problems.  In fact, it has been my experience that story endings and beginnings are often quite easy once I get my story idea (that’s a whole other ball of wax!) and the difficulties for me lie in cleverly/originally creating the bridge between these two.

Sometimes this “bridge” may amount to no more than a few chapters or sequences.  The beginning of my works, like most others, introduce characters and the situation(s) they face.  Often there are several characters running around doing their individual thing(s) and, eventually, these individuals get together to face the story’s main “problem”.  It is in getting the characters together in that already mentioned logical, clever, and hopefully original manner where I have my greatest difficulties.

As far as story endings, I can’t recall ever having a really big problem in coming up with one.  Not to brag, but for me endings tend to come easy.  For example, I already have the concluding story of the Corrosive Knights saga pretty much completely written up, though in a rough draft form.  Once I finish the fifth book in this series I plan to polish off that rough draft and finish it..

When will this final, concluding book in the Corrosive Knights saga be released?  Probably not for quite a while.  I simply wanted to get it done and have it ready for the day I finally reach the point where it should be released!

If you’re like me and coming up with story endings is not a problem, then perhaps you suffer from this, which author Mark Evanier posted on his blog and noted was no problem to him:

The writer Dorothy Parker famously said, “I hate writing. I love having written.” I’ve never felt that way, nor do I understand why anyone who did would become a writer and stay a writer.

If you’re curious, the rest of Mr. Evanier’s brief blog entry can be found here:

http://www.newsfromme.com/2014/01/19/recommended-reading-1789/

Ms. Parker’s statement about “hating writing and love having written” is something I can completely understand.  Mr. Evanier has noted he has no problems sitting before a computer typing away for hours at a time, but to me this is often a very difficult process.

My difficulty lies in what I wrote above, bridging the gap between story beginnings and endings.  This “in between” stuff is what always takes a lot of time and considerable concentration/work for me to get “just right”.

When I’m working, I find it near impossible to  sit before the computer and type for many hours at a time.  Usually, my process goes like this: I type as many as one to four pages or sometimes as little as one paragraph or line before having to pause and think think think about what I’ve just written and if it works and whether it fits with what I want to accomplish.  At this same moment I think about whether what I just wrote or am about to write advances the story in clever/interesting ways.

For the fifth book in the Corrosive Knights saga, there were entire sections I wrote and subsequently trashed and completely re-wrote because they didn’t work for me.  Some were too “convenient” in getting the characters from point A to B.  Some were clunky.  Some introduced new characters I didn’t care about and didn’t feel added anything to the story itself.

The middle part of my stories are like very thick oil paintings.  You add layers and layers of “paint” to your work, sometimes burying sections/parts you did completely.  It is at this time I become my own worst critic and strive to do better with each word I add.

And it can be absolutely, positively, maddening.

But that’s not to say its always like that.  Some days are better than others and sometimes things “flow” and I make a lot of progress.

When all that work and frustration is done and I hold my latest book in my hand and look at my shelf and see all the other books I’ve written and know deep in my heart I’ve created the absolute best work I could…it makes me feel incredibly proud.

I hate writing -at least some times- but boy oh boy do I love having written.

Books/Literature

Corrosive Knights 1/21/14 Update

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Each day brings me closer and closer to finishing the fifth book in my Corrosive Knights saga.  As of yesterday, 1/20/14, I finished the edits on the fifth draft of this fifth novel in the series, printed it up, and as of today I’m onto the sixth draft.

Corrosive MACN & Coming Soon

How many more drafts will this novel take?  That’s the question, isn’t it?

At this point, I’m comfortable in saying the book may require no more than between two and four drafts.  The later number may sound scary considering the time it takes me to do each new draft, but most of the major plot issues/contradictions/rewrites have been resolved, leaving behind smaller plot points or descriptions which I’ll address now.  I’m on the verge of moving from reworking things to simply tidying up.  Or, as the late Elmore Leonard so appropriately stated, giving readers the stuff they want to read and getting rid of the stuff they don’t.

It’s a lot of work but trust me, its going to be good.

Onward!

Movies

Fast & Furious 6 (2013) a (mildly) belated review

Until very recently, I was never a big fan of the Fast & Furious movies.  The first movie was essentially a car-centric remake of Point Break with the late Paul Walker in the Keanu Reeves role and Vin Diesel playing the Patrick Swayze part.

I think I saw one other Fast & Furious film from that point on, 2 Fast 2 Furious (didn’t think all that much of it) and pretty much skipped the others until catching Fast & Furious 5, the film that obviously preceded this one.

F&F 5 proved highly entertaining even if not pushing the limits of the believable.  The interactions between the characters and the element of “the heist” proved an interesting mix and I found the film very entertaining.  When Fast & Furious 6 came out last summer, I was eager to see it but, as with many films I hope to see, would have to wait for the video release.  In the meantime, the film did gangbusters at the box office and appeared to further solidify the series as a great action/adventure saga.

Would I find this sixth film as entertaining as the fifth?

Sadly, no.

Right off the bat, I know I’m swimming against the tide here (Rotten Tomatoes has the film scoring a genuinely impressive 70% positive among critics and an even more impressive -if not outright stunning– 84% positive among audiences), but F&F 6 left me cold.

I think a big part of the reason is because I enjoyed the fifth film as much as I did and was hoping the people working on this one would give us another pretty well written bit of entertainment.  In this case, though, the story is super sloppy with only one admittedly really creative element: The F&F group goes up against their dopplegangers, another group of racing hellions who are stealing high tech military equipment.

Unfortunately, that element is mentioned and ultimately never really dealt with to any great degree.  Like the heroes, the villain(s) of the piece are woefully underwritten, including one that is meant as a “surprise” yet whose revelation of such (I don’t want to get into spoilers) truly comes out of left field and makes not a lick of sense after what’s come before.  Anyway, the villains “look” like the F&F group and do F&F type crimes but that’s about as far as the similarities go.  Their target is a component of something that should have been called the “MacGuffin“, the last piece of a greater computer whole that does something really, really bad.  Truly, I can’t even recall what the heck the bad thing was.

The gang is brought back together by Federal Agent Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson looking really scary pumped up…seriously, I’m worried about him.  Being that muscular can’t be good for you, can it?) to take on this gang of mysterious and super-efficient thieves with one wrinkle already alluded to in the previous movie: The bad guys somehow have the character of Lefty (Michelle Rodriguez) in their group.  This is significant as Lefty, Dominic Toretto’s (Vin Diesel) girlfriend, was thought dead.

The mission, thus, has two goals: Stop the bad guys before they get the last component to their MacGuffin and get Lefty back to the fold.

What follows, naturally, is plenty of gravity defying stunts and action.  But the action sequences this time around veer into the truly absurd.  At one point Hobbs jumps out of a very fast moving car onto another that is at least two stories below him.  Hobbs does this successfully without so much as suffering one broken bone.

Later in the film, Toretto one-ups Hobbs by slamming his car against a bridge railing, flying at least a zillion feet through the air, catching someone else flying through the air in the other direction and smashing against a car which apparently amounts to falling into a bundle of extra-fluffy pillows.  The person Toretto saves asks him afterwards something to the effect of “How did you know that car would be there to break our fall”?

Imagine that…in this alternate F&F universe a metal and glass car can actually break your fall!

And don’t even get me started about the Runway-That-Never-Ends.

Some time ago a Hollywood figure (sadly, I don’t remember who) said that when making an action film which features considerable stunt work, one should go about 30% over what can be done in “real life”.  In other words, your stunts should amaze the audience yet make them think they could/might happen in real life.  With F&F 6, the “unbelievable” factor was pushed to 500% (Or, in Spinal Tap lingo, waaaay past 11) and that proved tough for me to swallow.

In the end, I found F&F 6 a disappointment because a) the script simply wasn’t as engaging as the fifth movie’s and b) the overblown stunts proved too difficult to swallow.

There was, of course, one other element that may well have affected the overall experience, and that was the presence of Paul Walker.

As everyone who is a fan of the films knows by now, Mr. Walker died in a tragic car accident recently (He was on break from filming this movie’s sequel, Fast & Furious 7).  I suspect seeing F&F 6 in theaters and before Mr. Walker’s death is probably a very different experience from seeing it after, which is of course how I saw it.

Those “unbelievable” stunts that bothered me so may well have been even more unbelievable when in the back of my mind I knew what happened to Mr. Walker.  Perhaps if I had seen the film before his tragic accident, my negative reaction might have been lessened.

We’ll never know.

But as it stands, F&F 6 proved a disappointment and, despite glowing reviews from others, I cannot recommend this film.  A pass.

General

Mystery Uncovered in Italian Alps…

Courtesy of the Weather Channel, a fascinating bit of news regarding melting glaciers in Northern Italy revealing the corpses of WWI soldiers and historical artifacts… 

General

22 Years Gone By…

…in the blink of an eye.

A husband and his wife decided to start taking a picture of themselves and then infant child starting in 1991 with the same photographer, lighting, and background.  They took a photograph of themselves from that year all the way through the present, amounting to 22 years worth of photography and (gulp) aging.

Fascinating stuff.  Check it out if you’re curious:

http://mom.me/toddler/10736-one-family-one-pose-22-years/item/1991/

General

Dude, where’s my pardon?

Fascinating article by Eric Stern for Salon.com relating to a question I had when Colorado eased up on their marijuana laws: What happens to all those who are in jail and/or are being prosecuted by incidents involving marijuana yet happened before this new eased regulations were instituted?

http://www.salon.com/2014/01/17/dude-wheres-my-pardon-colorados-marijuana-law-raises-serious-legal-conundrums/

In many ways I’m a real “square”.  Throughout my life I’ve hardly ever had alcohol (I have never been drunk and I don’t drink because I don’t like the taste of most alcoholic beverages), I don’t smoke (tried it for at most two days in high school before giving up), and have never taken any illegal drugs (though like many I certainly had the opportunities to do so, again in high school as well as college).  That last bit obviously includes the use of marijuana, which I haven’t so much as had single puff of.  In fact, during the years when I was exposed to its use via friends, I was very much against it though I don’t recall ever pontificating against its use (I could be wrong but throughout my life I was never much of a “strident” type).

Over the years I’ve come to the opinion that drug laws in this country are both too harsh and ineffective.  It is also my opinion our society is repeating the mistakes of Prohibition.  Drug laws, like the Prohibition laws of the 1920’s, have spawned a vast criminal underclass devoted to selling these illegal items, some of which are clearly more damaging than others.  The bottom line remains the same as it was during the Prohibition years: If people want to use an illegal substance, they WILL find a way.  Many may get caught while many others won’t, but the use will continue.

So now that marijuana, an illegal drug many consider no stronger and less damaging than alcohol, is essentially “allowed” in Colorado (there are fine lines in the new law, which are addressed in the article) while “medicinal marijuana” is looked upon more and more favorably in other states, a very legitimate question is raised: What happens with the people of Colorado who are in prison specifically for the use and/or distribution of marijuana?

Should they be immediately freed?  Should their records be wiped clean?  And what if this legalization seeps into other states?  What happened to all the others in prison for similar offenses?

Culturally, we’re in interesting times and the above article offers some food for thought.

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