This has to easily be one of the most…uh…peculiar articles I’ve ever read:

Man reported to police for “revenge fart” after woman refused to have sex with him

Have to say, I’m shaking my head thinking about every angle of this story.

The man: His actions were gross and disgusting but obviously not criminal.

The woman: Too sensitive.  Even if the man with considerable malice aforethought “farted” lewdly into her flat, so what?  Open a window and tell the fucker you never want to see him again.

The police: They actually investigated this call?  Really?!?!.

On a much more serious note, I can’t help but wonder if there’s more to this story than what is presented in the article.  Perhaps this man is a serial harasser/borderline stalker and has been bothering this woman for quite some time and she finally reacted her limits with his latest lewd action.  She might well be at her wit’s end and called in the police because she fears what he’ll do next rather than the action he just did.

If (big IF) this is the case, then a laughable story becomes one that should be taken seriously.

Then again, all I have to go on is the article.  And by going with these elements, I must say: The human race is doomed.

DOOMED I tell you!!!