Category Archives: Books/Literature

Isaac Asimov’s ridiculous limericks…

Fun, though brief, article by Maddie Crum for The Huffington Post regarding one of the lesser known literary interests of proficient sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov.  Specifically, the fact that he penned several books on *ahem* dirty limericks:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/17/asimov-limericks_n_5523627.html

As big a fan as I am of Mr. Asimov’s classic sci-fi works (in particular the original Foundation series), when you write as much as he did in his lifetime, I suppose you’re going to find the oddball works here and there.  According to this article, Mr. Asimov wrote or “presented” at least 9 dirty limerick books!

 

As to how good or bad these particular works may be…based on the examples presented in the article, I doubt I’ll be headed to Amazon anytime in the near future to purchase any of those books! 😉

Why do some Authors just fade away?

Interesting little blog entry for i09.com about the above, comparing the long term “fate”, as it were, of Robert Heinlein versus H. P. Lovecraft:

http://observationdeck.io9.com/why-do-some-authors-just-fade-away-1604291883/all

It is interesting how, during his lifetime, Robert Heinlein was one of THE most successful sci-fi authors of them all.  Yet after his death, his works have begun a long fade and today those who know him, if at all, are more familiar with the movie adaptation of the novel Starship Troopers rather than any of his actual works.

On the other hand, H. P. Lovecraft was barely recognized during his lifetime and died in poverty, yet since his death his stories have only grown in popularity.

I posted a response to one of the comments, which I reprint almost entirely here:

We don’t have to look far from the sci-fi genre to find examples of other authors who, in their prime, were extremely popular and today simply are not. When I was young, the steamy works of Harold Robbins were incredibly popular with adults. I don’t think today’s adults remember him, this despite having sold a whopping 750 million copies of his books! In the action/adventure genre, Alistair MacLean was the “go to” guy, with many of his novels being converted into film (the best remembered today probably being The Guns of Navarone, though I have a personal soft spot for the Richard Burton/Clint Eastwood Where Eagles Dare). In the hard boiled detective genre, you have Mickey Spillane and Ross MacDonald, the former of which created the very well known P.I. Mike Hammer but whose death in 2006 seemed to hardly be noticed by the public at large. Ross MacDonald, whose novels tended to read perhaps a little too much like those of author Raymond Chandler, nonetheless was a very popular author in his lifetime yet today Chandler remains well-known but MacDonald seems to have faded away. And on and on…

The big question of why authors who are very popular at one time start to fade while others do not, in my mind, relates to how “timeless” the individual works are.  While H. P. Lovecraft’s books were set -for the most part- in the author’s “present” time, they are works that have an eerie, nightmarish quality and linger in readers despite the chasm of time from their creation.

Heinlein, it seems to me, and most of the authors I mention in my comment above, were very much of their time.  Their works were great for those people reading them at the time of their release but in the intervening years whatever shock/surprise/interest they held has eroded.

For example, Harold Robbins’ stories were considered shocking and explicit to readers in the 1960’s and 70’s but are fairly tame by today’s standards.  So too were the early works of Mickey Spillane.  Alistair MacLean’s action novels were pulse pounding when they were released, but the action genre has moved on from his works and, today, they may seem a little too “sedate”.

In sum, there are authors whose works hit the ground running and are tied into the pulse of today’s readers but, as the years pass, their works may prove to be of their time.  There are others who create works that for whatever reason can be admired even as the years pass.

In the case of H. P. Lovecraft, perhaps his works were simply too good for “his” era, and this is why he never achieved the success he would until many years after his death.

In sum, don’t be too surprised if today’s “hot” author proves to be tomorrow’s forgotten author.

Corrosive Knights 7/10/14 update

Its been exactly one month since my last Corrosive Knights update.

Corrosive MACN Covers

First off, in that previous update I was guilty of being overly optimistic when I stated that I was about one draft away from finishing the fifth book in the Corrosive Knights saga.

Sometimes, writing a novel is like preparing a meal.  Every time you go over your work, its like a taste test.  Continuing on that metaphor, in my eyes I could feel the book’s second and climactic half was missing an ingredient.

The frustrating thing was that I wasn’t sure what that ingredient was.

I finished the 8 1/2 draft -really draft #9- and went into draft 10.  I finished that up just before going on a trip to England.  I left on my trip annoyed (you could even say pissed) that the book wasn’t finished, but that frustration about flying off for eight days turned out to be Godsend.

In brief, with my mind no longer focused nearly 24/7 on the book and able to relax and unwind, a few days passed before, out of left field, I had a brainstorm.  I discovered the novel’s “missing ingredient” and, in my head, the book’s climax finally came together in totto.

When I returned home, I quickly got to work and in short order produced drafts 11a, 11b, and 11c.  These drafts involved chapters 52 through 60 of the novel (the book runs 64 chapters followed by two epilogues), which constitutes much of the novel’s reveals/explanations.

Having finished draft 11c just a few minutes ago, I am very, very optimistic about the novel now being just about done.  So much so that I intend to print the whole thing out later today and give it one more complete read through.  If all looks good, draft 12 will be the novel’s last draft.

Estimated time to get it done?  Another week to a week and a half.

Keep your fingers crossed.  You know I will!

Corrosive Knights, 6/10/14 update

Continuing the saga of the soon to be released fifth book in the Corrosive Knights saga!

My last update was on May the 23rd.  Since then:

On May 29th I finished the eight draft of the book.  I realized that the concluding chapters still needed work so on May 30 I began what I’ll call the 8 and 1/2 draft.  Because the first approximately 2/3rds of the book required so little work, I decided to exclusively devote myself on the concluding chapters.  As of last week I read through them and by tomorrow should have that draft done.  Unfortunately, I have to leave the book for a bit (just a few days, really) to focus on other stuff but when I get back to it, I expect the next draft will indeed be the last.

Yesterday, I finally “updated” the book covers.  While I like the covers to the books, I wanted them to be more indicative that they were part of a series rather than four “individual” books.

These were the old covers:

Corrosive MACN Old

And here are the “new” covers:

Corrosive MACN Covers

Ok, ok, not a HUGE difference.  The images themselves remain roughly the same but, as mentioned, I wanted to have a more consistent “look” to the books.  What I mean by that is that I wanted readers to be clear the books were part of a series and, even more, to know which part of the series they are.

Now, some final notes:

Chameleon, the third book in the Corrosive Knights series, will be available for free to download from Amazon.com starting this Friday, June 13 (Friday the 13th!!!!) and going on through Tuesday.  Take advantage of this by going to this link:

http://www.amazon.com/Chameleon-Corrosive-Knights-Book-3-ebook/dp/B0063LNB8S/ref=la_B006061H50_1_1_title_0_main?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1402404901&sr=1-1

As for the cover to the fifth book in the series…I’ve begun it.  I hope to have it done shortly before finishing the next (last?!) draft of the book.

Keeping my fingers crossed!

 

Corrosive Knights, the 5/23/14 update

Seventeen days ago, on 5/6/14, I had my latest Corrosive Knights update (you can read the whole thing here) and figured it was time to offer another update.

To begin, in the last update I noted a couple of things which, sadly, will not come to be.  I was hopeful I could finally give out the book’s title in this update, but given some of which follows, I’m going to hold back on that.  There are, however, at least two of you out there who already know the novel’s title.

Secondly, I was hopeful that I could wrap the novel up in roughly a month or so and release it in early June.  That looks increasingly like it won’t happen, at least not then.

Why?  Because shortly after writing my 5/6 update I caught what I thought was a cold but which turned out to be more serious.  Soon, I was seeing a Doctor and was on anti-biotics and damn near bed ridden.  The time I would have had to fix the novel obviously took a hit and, after I was feeling better, I lost a little more time dealing with my daughter’s graduation.  That I wouldn’t have that any other way! 😉 .

In spite of the time crunching obstacles, there is some good news:  As of only minutes ago I finished the eighth draft read through and am happy to say the novel is really close to being done.

In my last update, I hoped the eight draft would be the final one.  In part, it is.  I couldn’t be happier with the first three quarters of the book and don’t feel they need to be reviewed after this.  The final roughly 1/4ths of the novel, including its climax, still needs a little work and I plan to give that part -and not the entire piece- one more go around before releasing it.  This, obviously, reviewing only a quarter of the book will take far less time than going over the entire work.

Unfortunately, looming in the very near future are some pressing things I need to do which will once again delay the time I have to work on this book.  There is no way around this.

It would therefore appear this novel, the fifth in the Corrosive Knights series and the one that finally brings the series all together, will be ready no earlier than late June or early July.  If I can satisfy myself and get it ready earlier, I will do so.  But until then, this is my best guesstimate.

Thanks for your patience and thanks to everyone taking advantage of the free Kindle download (expires on 5/25!) of the second book in the series, The Last Flight of the Argus.  To all those new readers, I hope you like what you see and give the rest of the books in the series a shot.

The next one will be out soon!

Corrosive MACN & Coming Soon

Different strokes…

As the saying goes, not everyone loves the literary classics.  Some may downright hate them.

Here then is a list of 16 Hilarious Negative Amazon Reviews for Classic Books:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/15/amazon-reviews_n_4935607.html

The first entry is the one I found the most amusing, a review of William Shakespeare’s Othello, which I present below in its entirety:

Me doth not thinkift I understandifth this tale 
★ ★ 
Shakespeare was a real cool person for his time. Unfortunately, his plays are not a real cool thing to read for my time. It is English and I speak English. I just don’t happen to speak Old English. Which is really ironic because I am old and speaking English. If you read slowly and put your thinking cap on, you will get the gist of what the story is about. Or! You can just purchase Cliff notes, etc. This story is exciting and full of action………..I Think? 

“Which is ironic because I am old and speaking English”?!?!

If that had you laughing, then by all means check out the other 15 entries.  Guaranteed to at least give you a smile! 😉

Corrosive Knights, the 5/6/14 update

Corrosive MACN & Coming Soon

A little over a month ago, on 4/3, I gave my latest update on my latest Corrosive Knights book. At the time, I was done with the book’s sixth draft and felt there was a little more work to be done, particularly in the book’s climax (you can read the brief post here).

Well, as of today I’m done with the seventh draft of the book and plan to jump right into draft #8 tomorrow.

I feel this will be the final draft.

The problems I found in the book’s climax were for the most part dealt with, while the relatively minor grammatical problems in the first 3/4ths of the book were also resolved.

The seventh draft’s final count?  97,871 words, 193 pages at 10 point, single spaced.

In the last post, I guesstimated another two months before the book was done.  While I may not hit the exact deadline, my opinion hasn’t changed all that much: A little over a month has passed since that prediction and I feel there’s about another month of work left before the book is ready to be released.

Hopefully, the next update will include not only include the novel’s title, but the cover art as well.

Won’t be long now! 😉

This n’ that and…Corrosive Knights!

First, my apologies for the dearth of posts of late.  Unfortunately, “real life” is pressing in on me, time-wise, and I simply don’t have the freedom to post as often as I have before.  By the later parts of April, however, the things keeping me from the computer should resolve themselves and I’ll be back to posting more regularly.

Secondly, as of yesterday I finished my sixth full read and revision of my latest Corrosive Knights book and…the opening 80 percent of this book is just about done.  All I could find in the first 150 of the 188 pages of the book (single spaced, 10 point) were small grammatical issues and a couple of examples of repetitious dialogue and/or descriptors.  Nothing big.

Which leaves me with the final 38 or so pages.

Now, they’re pretty good, too, but after this latest reading I realized there was a little more work to be done here.  This is the book’s climax and resolution and it needs to be as razor sharp as what preceded it and, at this moment, I’ve got a few reveals that need to be better timed as well as a couple of descriptive passages that need a little more work.  I think two more drafts should do the trick.

Therefore my guesstimate for the release of this book is another two months at the very most.

Meanwhile, I’ll keep my fingers crossed!

Corrosive Knights 3/14/14 Update

Corrosive MACN & Coming Soon

I’m getting closer and closer to being done.

When I woke up today, I was in a really good mood as I was down to the last few pages of my latest -fifth- book in the Corrosive Knights saga to revise.  As of this moment, I’m done with the book’s 6th draft and this evening will print her out and begin the 7th draft.

In my opinion, the book “reads” far better than ever before.  The word count, which was somewhere north of 105,000 words, has been tightened to a leaner 99,700.  In general, the word count of my in progress novels tends to go up as I’m figuring out plot points and adding things that need to be put in.  When I reach the point where the word count starts to go down, it means that the book’s story/plot is pretty much locked down and my focus turns to making the book as razor sharp as I can get her.  A second factor indicating my book is nearly ready is that it takes far less time between drafts.

Between the fifth draft and this one, it took me a little less than two months to read and fix her up.  Between the fourth and fifth draft, the time it took to revise it was four months, nearly double the time.

The bottom line is that the book is getting real near completion. I think another two drafts should do it.

Looking forward to getting it done!

Jonathan Livingston Seagull…

…and the Rise of Simpleton Wisdom, a fascinating article by Heather Havrilesky for Slate Magazine:

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2014/03/jonathan-livingston-seagull-new-edition-with-fourth-section-is-dumb-as-ever.html

If you’re like me and were a child of the 1970’s, Richard Bach’s novel Jonathan Livingstone Seagull was one of those books that seemed to be everywhere.  I remember seeing it in drug stores, libraries, bookstores (where it was very prominently featured), left behind at bus stops or schools, etc. etc.

I tried reading it way back when but found the whole thing rather…silly.  I mean, a book about a seagull that somehow finds its Nirvana?  To this day it fascinates me what people react to and make a big part of their culture, and Ms. Havrilesky astutely points out why this book may have become as popular as it was, a revelation to me (I never cared enough about the book, despite its popularity, to find out the why’s related to the same).

By the way, so popular was the book that they made a movie out of it (it bombed).  The movie featured the music of Neil Diamond.

Oh yeah…

…oh my….